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Initially conceived as a satirical Instagram post in 2020, and spurred on by the three fans who said they "might actually use this," the Duke Cannon innovation team spent the last year perfecting the most creamy, deliciously minty, and, to be clear - non-edible - body wash. Like other Shamrock-themed liquids, Shamrock THICK will not be here long, so grab ye a bottle or two b'fore they sell out.

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Wicked minty scent that is actually good!

PRODUCT SPECS: 

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
  • Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.