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SELF CARE FOR THE REST OF US.

  • top notes: pine, citrus, cinnamon

  • perfect for: cleansing, moisturizing

  • fun features: colloidal oatmeal, organic shea butter

  • size: approximately 9 oz each.

  • for fans of this product: holiday collection

get rid of 2021 grievances with your very-own seinfeld-inspired festivus body wash & lotion combo! you'll be ready to haul your aluminum pole out of the basement and tackle the feats of strength with our invigorating mix of crisp pine, bright citrus, and spiced cinnamon notes accented by sweet muskvanilla bean, and wood. hydrating colloidal oatmeal and organic shea butter work alongside anti-inflammatory oils like green tea seed and organic jojoba to soothe and revitalize dry skin. tie it together with our long lasting body mist & you've got a complete self care set. happy festivus!

body wash ingredients: water, ammonium lauryl sulfate, glycerin, disodium cocamido mipa sulfosuccinate, coca betaine, pg, acrylates/c10-30 alkyl acrylate crosspolymer, disodium dmdm hydantoin, pure fragrance oil, and colorant

lotion ingredients: distilled water, emulsifying wax, organic coconut oil, organic jojoba oil, vegetable glycerin, cetyl alcohol, stearic acid, organic shea butter, green tea seed oil, xanthan gum, vitamin e, colloidal oatmeal, optiphen plus, pure fragrance oil, and colorant

body mist ingredients: water, natural odor counteractants, denatured alcohol, polysorbate 20, pure fragrance oil, colorant

handmade fresh | vegan | never tested on animals 

                  please note that due to the handmade nature of our body mists, color shades may vary slightly.