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self care for the rest of us.

  • top notes: pine, citrus, cinnamon
  • perfect for: cleansing, moisturizing
  • fun features: olive and jojoba oils, organic aloe vera
  • size: approximately 9 oz.

get rid of 2021 grievances with your very-own seinfeld-inspired festivus foaming hand soap! you'll be ready to haul your aluminum pole out of the basement and tackle the feats of strength with our invigorating mix of crisp pine, bright citrus, and spiced cinnamon notes accented by sweet musk, vanilla bean, and wood.  hydrating aloe vera keeps hands buttery-soft, while anti-inflammatory olive and jojoba oils add extra germ-fighting power with rich nutrients and antioxidants. happy festivus!

ingredients: water, saponified organic coconut, olive and jojoba oils, vegetable glycerin, rosemary extract preservative, organic aloe vera, optiphen, colorant and pure fragrance oil

handmade fresh | vegan | never tested on animals 

please note that due to the handmade nature of our hand soaps, color shades may vary slightly.