festivus lotion

festivus lotion

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  • top notes: pine, citrus, cinnamon
  • perfect for: moisturizing, anti-inflammation; all skin types
  • fun features: goat's milk, aloe vera
  • size: approximately 8.5 oz.
  • for fans of this product: holiday collection

get rid of 2020 grievances (we're sure there are many) with your very-own seinfeld-inspired festivus lotion! you'll be ready to haul your aluminum pole out of the basement and tackle the feats of strength with our invigorating mix of crisp pine, bright citrus, and spiced cinnamon notes accented by sweet musk, vanilla bean, and wood. hydrating aloe vera and rich goat's milk work alongside anti-inflammatory oils like sunflower and jojoba to soothe and revitalize dry skin. happy festivus!

ingredients: distilled water, sunflower oil, soya oil, vegetable glycerin, stearic acid, cetyl alcohol, emulsifying wax, palmitic acid, tocopherol, potassium sorbate, meadowfoam oil, jojoba oil, goat’s milk, aloe vera, vitamin c, citric acid, germall plus, pure fragrance oil, and colorant

handmade fresh | never tested on animals

please note that due to the handmade nature of our body lotions, color shades may vary slightly.