$11.00
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the body wash for the rest of us.

  • top notes: pine, citrus, cinnamon
  • perfect for: cleansing, moisturizing
  • size: approximately 9 oz.

get rid of 2021 grievances with your very-own seinfeld-inspired festivus body wash! you'll be ready to haul your aluminum pole out of the basement and tackle the feats of strength with our invigorating mix of crisp pine, bright citrus, and spiced cinnamon notes accented by sweet musk, vanilla bean, and wood. happy festivus!

ingredients: water, ammonium lauryl sulfate, glycerin, disodium cocamido mipa sulfosuccinate, coca betaine, pg, acrylates/c10-30 alkyl acrylate crosspolymer, disodium dmdm hydantoin, pure fragrance oil, colorant

handmade fresh | vegan | never tested on animals

please note that due to the handmade nature of our body washes, color shades may vary slightly.