MIDNIGHT SWIM THICK Body Wash

Initially conceived as a satirical Instagram post in 2020, and spurred on by the three fans who said they "might actually use this," the Duke Cannon innovation team spent the last year perfecting the most creamy, deliciously minty, and, to be clear - non-edible - body wash. Like other Shamrock-themed liquids, Shamrock THICK will not be here long, so grab ye a bottle or two b'fore they sell out.

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel.

PRODUCT SPECS: 

• 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Citric Acid, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Basic Blue 99, Blue 1, Green 5, Mica, Iron Oxides, Titanium Dioxide.